Mario's Sultanas

Hello beautiful person reading this, I'm Maria. I love rainy weather & green tea, hate clowns and spend my time reading, writing and drawing. I like TV shows and superhero movies. I also have a weird obsession with fictional characters - especially the evil ones - and tend to cry hysterically over them. In an endless amount of relationships with people who have no knowledge about my existence (mostly fictional because who had time for 'real people'?) Welcome to my life in blog form, hope you enjoy your stay. Cookie?

lesbiancutie:

she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits 

3 hours ago on July 29th | J | 66,933 notes

Ugh, these two. (x)

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

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oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

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Special snowflake Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.

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accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

4 hours ago on July 29th | J | 71,288 notes

homemadetoivaska:

me at night: ”Tomorrow I will wear something nice!”

next morning:

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me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
4 hours ago on July 29th | J | 511,996 notes

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

4 hours ago on July 29th | J | 350,165 notes
digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

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Neko