Mario's Sultanas

Hello beautiful person reading this, I'm Maria. I love rainy weather & green tea, hate clowns and spend my time reading, writing and drawing. I like TV shows and superhero movies. I also have a weird obsession with fictional characters - especially the evil ones - and tend to cry hysterically over them. In an endless amount of relationships with people who have no knowledge about my existence (mostly fictional because who had time for 'real people'?) Welcome to my life in blog form, hope you enjoy your stay. Cookie?

1 hour ago on July 22nd | J | 86,940 notes
grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 115,001 notes

pauliewantsacracker:

when your teacher gossips about other teachers

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agent-amazing-fire:

we must treasure phil lester until our last breath

3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 517 notes

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 12,937 notes

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time
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sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

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yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 212,767 notes
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I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 1,627 notes

Youve been asleepCap. For almost 70 years.

3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 1,560 notes

Reblog if you don’t mind getting asks while you’re offline

theolcanadamantiummountainman:

the-ghostly-firefly:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

IT’S THE BEST THING TO COME BACK TO

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3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 53,685 notes
shansdrumstick:

tashashk:

shansdrumstick:

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS

is that…IS THAT JOHN FUCKING BARROWMAN PULLING MARK BLOODY SHEPARD INTO HIS LAP AND HUGGING HIM?!
HOLY FUCKBALLS!!!!!

yup. therefore i must reblog again.

shansdrumstick:

tashashk:

shansdrumstick:

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS

is that…IS THAT JOHN FUCKING BARROWMAN PULLING MARK BLOODY SHEPARD INTO HIS LAP AND HUGGING HIM?!

HOLY FUCKBALLS!!!!!

yup. therefore i must reblog again.

3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 135,296 notes

Neko