Mario's Sultanas

Hello beautiful person reading this, I'm Maria. I love rainy weather & green tea, hate clowns and spend my time reading, writing and drawing. I like TV shows and superhero movies. I also have a weird obsession with fictional characters - especially the evil ones - and tend to cry hysterically over them. In an endless amount of relationships with people who have no knowledge about my existence (mostly fictional because who had time for 'real people'?) Welcome to my life in blog form, hope you enjoy your stay. Cookie?

lilacblossoms:

star-loser:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

dynastylnoire:

d-o-r-ia-n:

lierdumoa:

crapherlululemons:

harrietvane:

Photographers keep draping Zoe Saldana over her robust, stubbly [interchangeable] sci-fi costars.

still can’t tell the difference

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spockshair:

and here, ladies and gentlemen, we have star trek without context

spockshair:

and here, ladies and gentlemen, we have star trek without context

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theladymonsters:

likeateapotinthesky:

thehomosexualunit:

WHAT IF

they’d have all died.

  

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lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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5 hours ago on September 1st | J | 32,095 notes

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

5 hours ago on September 1st | J | 260,973 notes

I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.

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a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

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Jeremy Renner + what we can expect from Hawkeye in Age of Ultron

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robotindisguise:

This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.

robotindisguise:

This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.

5 hours ago on September 1st | J | 35,853 notes
fromzimbabwee:


neferbadmon:

naalieva:

I don’t give a damn, I’m going to reblog this gif every time when it’s the 1st of the month.

Turnnnnuppppp

I was just thinking about this 😭😩😂 happy September 1 y’all

fromzimbabwee:

neferbadmon:

naalieva:

I don’t give a damn, I’m going to reblog this gif every time when it’s the 1st of the month.

Turnnnnuppppp

I was just thinking about this 😭😩😂 happy September 1 y’all

5 hours ago on September 1st | J | 72,636 notes

starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

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lolsomeone-actually:

thewriterwhoisalone:

mackblesa:

nevertoomanyspiders:

ceruleanpineapple:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol

Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders

5 hours ago on September 1st | J | 146,330 notes

Neko