Mario's Sultanas

Hello beautiful person reading this, I'm Maria. I love rainy weather & green tea, hate clowns and spend my time reading, writing and drawing. I like TV shows and superhero movies. I also have a weird obsession with fictional characters - especially the evil ones - and tend to cry hysterically over them. In an endless amount of relationships with people who have no knowledge about my existence (mostly fictional because who had time for 'real people'?) Welcome to my life in blog form, hope you enjoy your stay. Cookie?

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

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meladoodle:

*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

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sexgasms:

friendly reminder that coca-cola only sold 25 bottles during their first year, but they never gave up. now they sell over billions of bottles per year. my point is, even if life is shitty for you, don’t give up and be patient because it might end up turning into a big & great thing

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dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

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thequeenandthephoenix:

kiichu:

shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:

so i went on the american apparel site today

looking at the socks

and

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for reference

here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks

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seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??

headwear

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what

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THE FUCK IS THIS???

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????????

also BAGS AND WALLEtS???

male:

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female:

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????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????

"gendered marketing doesn’t exist!! shut up femenazi"

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doctorpurnell:

when people send me kind messages

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"There is one scene in the book where Gus goes to a gas station, and he tries to buy a pack of cigarettes because it’s the only way he can assert his own independence after becoming very sick. He [Ansel] did that scene so much justice, and he brought his all. It was midnight when we filmed it, and he just sat there and lost it for hours. I was just sort of in awe." - Shailene Woodley

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lokioakenshieldturner:

Chris Evans behind the scenes of Captain America: The First Avenger

He had to kneel on a box, my life is made

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egberts:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you

1 day ago on August 19th | J | 24,908 notes

Neko